UNIX最为可笑的错误信息，
在C shell 下执行的结果.
% rm meese-ethics
rm: messe-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
上帝并不存在
% “How would you rate Dan Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
变性手术是怎么做的，修改（手术）失败
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
做爱，不知道怎么做，停止吧！（这个太搞笑了，哈哈）
% sleep with me
bad character
和我一块睡，品质不好啊：）
% got a light?
No match
给我点光线（亮）吧？没火柴
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
man:为什么离婚
老吵架！ ：））
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
什么是甜蜜，坏的替代品
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
吹牛，–吹牛，没这样的工作
下面的这些幽默作品来自Bourne Shell:
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
看来是制造不了麻烦